When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection
- Keep taking meds and going to therapy
- Continue not offing myself
- The rest of my life is great, my brain is the problem
i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
This is how I’m celebrating Women’s Equality Day, guys. Let’s all make life fixing to-do lists.
I’ve had enough beer that this sounds entertaining to me. Except my life is pretty good and needs very little fixing. All the problems are in my own broken head.